American Idol has become one of those shows that has become compulsive viewing,for me anyway. Actually that’s not entirely true, I don’t make a point of watching it but when I surf channels I stayed tuned longer than any sane person would. That is insane in itself. Whatever you think of the program you have to admit, it’s a shadow of it’s former self. It has just lost it’s appeal and I think it’s being watched by people by force of habit. Everyone I meet says the same thing, ‘it’s lost it’ but have nevertheless still seen it. We send people with a habit to rehab, these people need to go and seek treatment. They need institutionalizing.
Last night was an ordeal. A bunch of karaoke hopefuls, the ones who the compere tries to avoid bringing up to sing surrounded by a somewhat disillusioned panel. I’ve been there, all sat together where you shrug your shoulders and think, ‘why am I here?’ And as for Simon, I’m feeling sorry for him now. Last night’s comment about one of the boys or girls( I can’t remember one of the contestants names) was hilarious. He threw his arms out and laughed because one of the guys was laughing at all the comments the judges had made while tearing apart his lame performance. And Simon said, ‘he’s laughing, he doesn’t care what we think. It doesn’t matter the audience love him , they’ll vote for him and he’ll be back next week.’ It may have sounded ridiculous but it’s actually true, it doesn’t matter what the judges say the audience will bring him back. He has the haircut and the devilish grin that will send the girlies to school giggling, their fingers sore from pressing the redial button on their cell phones to vote for ‘cheeky chappy.’ He’ll get the vote and he be one step closer to giving me a headache. Nine down too many to go.
So now we know, Simon leaves American Idol and we have the solution. You put shit on the TV and you don’t need anyone to replace him because it’s simple, you don’t have a panel. It doesn’t matter. They, the contestants are above critiquing, America will decide and it won’t be because of a panel, I just got rid of them. The premium rate phone calls will come in, you can have less of them and make more money. I just saved you a ton of cash by making the panel redundant.
That’ll do for now, tomorrow I’ll critique the panel. About time.
Filed under: TV, View from the room, american idol, Simon Cowell
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